Be healthy and drink Madonna!

I really better be careful what I write here, as whenever I write a certain opinion about her Majesty, I tend to get a nice little collection of hate mail. So for this reason, I will not go into detail how much I dislike some her recent music, instead I’ll talk about how Jean Paul Gaultier has followed in the footsteps of Karl Lagerfeld in the soda buisiness and created two limited edition bottles of Diet Coke inspired by Madonna.

Just in case you weren’t aware, the French designer is also designing Madonna’s costumes for the overpriced upcoming MDNA World Tour.

I won’t deny the bottles are kinda funky, but I’ve always lived in the mentality if you’re gonna drink Coke, drink the real shiz or nothing at all. Diet Coke makes as much sense as someone ordering a half-strength decaf latte on skim milk. Yes, I’ve worked my fair share of coffee jobs, and these people make me want to slap them across their foreheads with a teaspoon.

Anyways check a few promo pics below.

At least you can comfortably take a mouthful of Madonna and not worry about it going straight to your hips.