Special K: Lindsay Lohan is mostly a free bitch baby!
I’ve been a little absent on THEQIT.com lately, and contrary to popular belief I haven’t been in rehab (God Bless Amy Winehouse!) Honestly my own excuse for my absence has been I’ve just been busy partying too much! I swear I lost myself for most of March. LOL!
Speaking of partying it gives me great pleasure to announce that everyone’s favourite trash-bag Lindsay Lohan has finally finished her probation. Why is the newsworthy? Well, this is the first time in 4 years that she’s actually off probation.
Now for any law abiding citizen, that wouldn’t be too hard to accomplish, but this is LINDSAY FUCK’N LOHAN!
Between hit and runs, rehab, drinking and seriously messed up parents, the poor girl had her fair share of trouble. Perhaps it was working among a bunch of stiffs at the local morgue for her community service that showed her the errors of her way. Who knows maybe she’s become a medium and now communes with dead people. Whatever it was, the girl needs to be congratulated!
According to reports, Lindsay has compiled with all her requirements which now means she’s free of any official checkups just as long as she stays outta trouble for two-and-a-half-years. Now it’s just a matter of the clock ticking. You might be able to take the girl away from the trash-bags, but you can’t take the trash-bag outta the girl.
My advice, if you’re gonna get up to some naughty stuff, then do it when there’s no cameras around and especially away from the eyes of any law enforcement officers.
Well there we have it, Lindsay Lohan is mostly a free bitch!
Don’t keep us bored for too long girl!