Elvis Presley’s stained underwear goes up for auction. WTF?

Okay I think I just nearly vomited. I’ll never be able to look at the King of Rock the same way. A  pair of pale-lbue, unwashed stained briefs once belong to Elvis Presley are about to be sold to the highest bidder when they go on the auction block at Omega Austions in Stockport, UK, on the 8th of September. The king-sized undies are double-paneled at the crotch because allegedly Elvis was not a fan of people perving at his royal jewels and like to remain somewhat modest. Shame about his hygiene. 

The underwear was obtained from the estate of Elvis’ father, Vernon, and had been on display at the once  famousElvis-A-Rama Museum in Paradise, Nevada, for many years, until the museum was bought by Graceland and subsequently closed down. Also on the block is Elvis’ shoes, a gun holster, and a signed copy of The Omen. Interesting book that one.

Something makes me think if Michael Jackson was still alive he wouldn’t have been able to resist bidding on these. He always did have a habit of collecting the odd and weird.

I hate to ask this, but if you could have a pair of underwear belonging to a celebrity, who would it be?