‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ lives on in a porn parody lol.

buffy the vampire slayer xxx a porn parody

Just the other day I posted about The Avengers getting a XXX parody, and well guess what peeps everyone’s favourite vampire slayer will now be gracing the scenes like never before. I heard about this last year and the whole idea had me in fits of laughter.  Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody is finally completed for your viewing  and dare I say it, erotic pleasure?

Check out the safe for work trailer below. Continued…

Teenagers getting drunk on hand sanitizer???

teenagers drinking hand sanitizer

Wow the things crazy teenagers will do for a cheap night of drunken fun. The LA Times is reporting that in recent months, six teens in the San Fernando Valley have been hospitalised with alcohol poisoning after drinking hand sanitizer. This now has public health professionals freaking out about the dangerous “new” trend. Continued…

The Jesus Seat.

jesus seat

Now you can sit on Jesus’ lap too! [...]

Lady GaGa’s Meat Bandages!!!

lady gaga meat bandages

Lady Gaga took to her Twitter account today, to reveal the first merchandise item from her Born This Way Ball. Yep, that’s right peeps,  Meat Bandages.

Just in case you fall and scrape your monster knee! I’ll be there :) l love you, you bandage me up when I need it! Xox

I don’t know about you, but I think these are so bloody cool. It makes me want to bump my knee, just so I can wear one! Continued…

Watch: Make it with a fireman!

Sauza Tequila - Make it with a Fireman

Um… okay I’m just gonna put this out there, if all firemen were this hot, I’d be setting my house on fire on a regular basis.

So what does a fireman, a kitten and a bottle of tequila have in common? Well, Sauza Tequila would have you believe, they are the perfect ingredients for a Sauza magarita. Check out sexy commercial below. Continued…

Photographer Francois Rousseau shows why wet men are hot!!!

wet-men-book-cover

Since a majority of people hate Mondays, I feel it’s my obligation to bring a smile to some of your faces.

Seriously who doesn’t love their men wet? Whether it’s a little bit of sweat from working out at the gym, or a drenching at the beach, men just seem to look better wet, don’t you think? Add chiseled bodies to H20 and we have a nice sight for sore eyes. Seems like famed photographer Francois Rousseau understands exactly what I’m talking about, just check out his new photo book titled “Wet Men“.

Wet Men is a celebration of the beauty of the male form, as well as the fulfillment of the fantasies surrounding the swimmers, lifeguards, athletes, and bathers around us.”

 Wet Men is available on Amazon.com and I think it is now time for me to stop blabbering and show you he goods. Continued…

Be healthy and drink Madonna!

madonna diet coke jean paul gaultier

I really better be careful what I write here, as whenever I write a certain opinion about her Majesty, I tend to get a nice little collection of hate mail. So for this reason, I will not go into detail how much I dislike some her recent music, instead I’ll talk about how Jean Paul Gaultier has followed in the footsteps of Karl Lagerfeld in the soda buisiness and created two limited edition bottles of Diet Coke inspired by Madonna.

Just in case you weren’t aware, the French designer is also designing Madonna’s costumes for the overpriced upcoming MDNA World Tour.

I won’t deny the bottles are kinda funky, but I’ve always lived in the mentality if you’re gonna drink Coke, drink the real shiz or nothing at all. Diet Coke makes as much sense as someone ordering a half-strength decaf latte on skim milk. Yes, I’ve worked my fair share of coffee jobs, and these people make me want to slap them across their foreheads with a teaspoon.

Anyways check a few promo pics below. Continued…

Barbie is a tribute for ‘The Hunger Games.’

mattel releases a hunger games inspired barbie katniss everdeen

You know a character has reached a new level of pop culture importance when Mattel dedicates a special edition inspired Barbie doll.

Ken you better watch out cause this Barbie packs a punch!

Mattel has decided to capitalize on the popularity of The Hunger Games phenomenon, by releasing a Barbie dolls inspired by Katniss Everdeen. I guess even in the plastic world of Barbie sometimes there is a need for a good killing or two. Continued…

OMG! This isn’t a sex toy?

This isn't a sexy toy?

The things you find on Facebook at the early hours of the morning. Turns out this is not a sex toy, but in actuality a face slimmer . It’s somehow used in the preventing of wrinkles. Word is, they’re quite popular in Hong Kong.

And here I was thinking it was for oral [...]

Get fiber from chewing on Nick Jonas!

Chewy-nick Jonas

After my recent posts about silly things boyband guys get up to, I couldn’t resist posting this. Have you ever wanted to chew on Nick Jonas? Well now you can… well kind of…

Chewy granola bars?  Oh what jokes I could think of right now, but instead how about a special custom e-card from Nick [...]

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